Les Francais

I have conducted a very complex and rigorous study of French people while in Paris for the last month, and here are my conclusions. French women are better dressed than Australian women, but not more beautiful. French men are better dressed than Australian men. Both sexes are slightly shorter than Australians. Many of them smoke.
French women are always better dressed and more elegant than the average Aussie woman. They almost always wear heels, and I don’t think they’d be caught dead out in their tracky dacks. I bet they don’t even own any. It’s a standard joke that all the white tennis shoes belong to foreign tourists. I was surprised to see that a lot of French women, even quite young ones, wearing stockings, even when it was very warm. A larger percentage of French women go braless than Australians. They tend to dress up more, but wear less makeup. It took me a while to be able to articulate the slight hardness about them. Their look says “Come hither” and “Get lost” at the same time.
They kiss a lot in public. They smoke too much. They are mostly very friendly.